Columbo | Unisex Organic Cotton T-Shirt

Let them think they’ve outsmarted you. It’s more entertaining that way.

A little rumpled. Painfully polite. Already figured you out. Columbo understood something possums have known for generations: being underestimated is an excellent position to work from.

With yellow COLUMBO lettering against a dark graphic, this tee brings a little detective energy to your everyday wardrobe. For the quietly observant, the chronically curious, and anyone whose “quick question” has ever ruined somebody’s entire explanation.

Available in black and midnight navy, it’s made from soft, 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton with a regular unisex fit. Comfortable enough for a detective marathon. Presentable enough to leave the house and investigate why nobody’s returned your casserole dish.

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton for soft, everyday comfort
• Available in black and midnight navy
• Regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves
• 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²) fabric weight
• 1 × 1 ribbed collar
• Double-needle topstitching on sleeves and bottom hems
• Matching fabric neck tape inside the back neckline
• Fabric holds GOTS and OCS certifications for its organic cotton content

Ain’t Dead Yet. Just playing dumb until the story falls apart.